Perverted Justice: Fighting pedo crime in a future time

Yes, it's true, cyber predators are everywhere. We know it. Old hat. But what gets less press is the tactics used to stop this criminals. For those interested, Perverted Justice shows the process used by their specialy trained volunteers on how they catch these perverts. The transcripts are horrifying and show a true glimpse into evil. That's right. Evil.

From one of their cases that has ended up with the creep being prosecuted. The pedophile is fleet_captain_jaime_wolf. The employee is sadlilgrrl. She claims to be 13 year old. Comments by the employee are in brackets. Please don't read this while eating. It's stomach churning stuff.

fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:37:13 PM): Are you shaved?
sadlilgrrl (5:37:28 PM): there isnt much but yes
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:37:50 PM): Good... I want to see your shaved little cunt...
sadlilgrrl (5:38:11 PM): whatever you want
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:38:25 PM): Good... I think you want my collar soon...
sadlilgrrl (5:38:38 PM): whatever you want again
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:38:54 PM): You do know what a collar means to me, don't you?
sadlilgrrl (5:39:17 PM): you said it was for when your master loved you enough to make you a part of his life
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:39:37 PM): Correct, & it seems you want to earn it badly...
sadlilgrrl (5:39:46 PM): i do
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:39:54 PM): Good... And, how far would you go for it?
sadlilgrrl (5:40:14 PM): whatever you want
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:40:23 PM): Good... Are you sure?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:40:25 PM): Totally sure?
sadlilgrrl (5:40:30 PM): yes
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:40:55 PM): Even if I asked you to suck or fuck a dog> (What what WHAT?!)
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:41:11 PM): Hold on, gotta reboot.
sadlilgrrl (5:41:14 PM): would you really want me to? (Disbelief.)
sadlilgrrl (5:41:16 PM): okay
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:43:48 PM): Back, sorry, booted.
sadlilgrrl (5:43:53 PM): im still here
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:44:02 PM): Good... Did you get my last post?
sadlilgrrl (5:44:12 PM): no im sorry
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:44:23 PM): OK, would you suck of fuck a dog if I told you to?
sadlilgrrl (5:44:30 PM): oh i got that one
sadlilgrrl (5:44:36 PM): i asked if you really wanted me to
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (5:44:38 PM): Good...

Dog fucking? Unreal.
Classified under: crime,

Something Aweful does the impossible: they make Garfield funny

If you've read Garfield for a period longer than a week, you'll come to the conclusion that millions of readers have: it's not funny. I, like the rest of you have always wondered how a boring man and his unfunny sarcastic cat has become an American cartoon touchstone for all of us. When was the last time Garfield made you laugh? Did you cry when Jon put down Odie when he got rabies? Don't mind me, I'm ranting.

When Something Aweful isn't taking the piss out of Tim Roger's writing, they work magic on photoshop. Sometimes you people photoscop scrotums onto the face of the president, other times you get more surreal work. Garfield, for example. By taking out Garfield's thought balloons it changes from an unfunny script to a pschological examination of Jon and his existential rantings caused by utter loneliness.

And there's tons more
Classified under: Garfield,

Straight outta Japan: kissing lessons

Mike told me that this video makes him feel uncomfortable whereas porn doesn't weird him out in the slightest. I thought that this was a little odd until I remembered that kissing in movies (or videos, in this case), weirds out my ex-girlfriend Heather. Am I the only one that isn't made uncomfortable seeing a kissing lesson? Tell me that I'm not alone.
Classified under: kissing,

China Bans Human/Cartoon Interaction!

China's State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has recently banned Space Jam, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and presumably more (Possibly including even the Lord of the Rings trilogy) Their new policy says that 2D or 3D animated characters can not appear in TV shows or films along with human actors.

CGI and 2-D characters alongside human actors jeopardize "the broadcast order of homemade animation and mislead their development," according to a report from the state-run Xinhua News Agency.

"Babe" was banned on the basis that animals can't talk and some viewers would be confused.

News from Cartoon Brew, via Variety.

Classified under: animation,China

How much better would Final Fantasy 3 (VI) be with cosplayers?

Click here to find out!

For more freaks in costumes, you can check out Ultimate Utopia XXIII, which is entertaining at first but as the battle drags on, you realize how sad they are.

Classified under: video games, Final Fantasy, cosplay

Super Mario Bros... on ice!

Secrets revealed:

• Before he was on Arrested Development, Jason Bateman was known as the "video prince"
• Bowser bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Belvedere
• Princess Peach sounds like she should be in vaudeville
• Luigi knows how to handle a grenade launcher

Classified under: video games, Super Mario Bros., icecapades, Jason Bateman, Alyssa Milano, Mr. Belvedere

Alexander Keith's guy: pedophile?

The mutton-chopped Scot famous for berating pub patrons in a series of TV commercials for Alexander Keith's beer, is facing child pornography charges.

...Police allege that more than 1,000 electronic files, including pictures and movies, of "prepubescent children engaged in sexual activity" were found on a computer. Some of the images - showing children having vaginal, anal and oral sex with adults - involve girls and boys as young as one year old.

Classified under: Alexander Keiths,beer

Second Lifer Reviews Online Escourts

Primer time: Second Life is an online RPG. Instead of fighting monsters or farming gold, you live a life that's as close to real life as they allow. This has allowed for real social experiments, like the value of community and other such fine bullshit. Sometimes the heart is touched and people who play there end up marrying. Othertimes, like with the Sims online you end up with a city where gangs are rampant and child prostitution isn't outlawed. Like it or not, there's sex in online games and people are willing to pay for it. Like any product, there's going to be connaiseurs who will be willing to review the finer parts for the rest of us. The reviews are frightening informative and often make me question if it's a big piss take or not

Jenny was boring, and she made some stupid mistakes. She said she grabbed her titties while she was slowly riding my huge cock. I don’t have a huge cock. I do in RL, but on SL I want to experience life with a normal-sized cock. It’s another case of a girl just saying something unrelated to what’s going on, thinking it will turn the guy on.

Thanks for sharing, buddy!
Classified under: Second Life,sex

Le Parkour: it's not Tony Jaa, but it's close

Lets talk about Warren Ellis, shall we? He's known for his hard edged comics dealing with science fiction. There's also usually a bastard in them. This bastard smokes a lot, says witty things and is moody. The bastard usually wears black. A couple of years ago, Warren Ellis did something weird in his comics, he broke convention. Check back to your back issues of the Global Frequency, the one illustrated by David Lloyd, the guy that did V for Vendetta. See it. Notice something different? Yeah, there's an angry chain smoking bastard in it that exchanges self aware witicisms in it, but the trust of the plot isn't powered by science fiction. Gasp! Instead, it's about an extreme sport straight outta France called Le Parkour. The unfortunate thing about comics is that they don't capture motion nearly as well as film does, and, as a result, the issue was pretty underwhelming. Lloyd's art being weirdly inked and coloured doesn't help that much either. Thankfully, through the powers of the internet, you can see what >le Parkour looks like in real life. Remember the bit in Ong Bak where Tony Jaa is chased through the slums? It's sorta like that, but done by Russian kids. There's also less curry and no side kick whose real life nick name is dirty balls. But we can pretend.
Classified under: parkour,videos

They may take our market share, but they can never... take... our freedom!

Someone put together this Oldschool Revolution that is pretty clever in its use of older nintendo characters and pop-culture references. See if you can name all the characters and the games they came from in it!

Classified under: video games, Nintendo

Super Bowl commercials? You got 'em!

I know pretty much nothing about football. Pretty much everything about the sport baffles me. You can score seven points at a time? I just don't get it. I don't get the Super Bowl either, but I do enjoy hearing about the commercials that air during the broadcast. Luckily for me and the others that don't watch the Super Bowl, google has made all the Super Bowl commercials available for viewing.

Addition by David:
Actually, 6 points is the most you can score at a time in football. And Google doesn't appear to have all the commercials, but AOL does. Their superbowl commercials are avaiable here.
Classified under: commercials,Super Bowl

Zinda (Indian Oldboy remake) Poster

As stated before India made a remake of the Korean film Oldboy. Here is the poster of that movie which looks especially slick.

Classified under: Oldboy, bollywood, poster

Oh my little brain! Dinosaur porn exists! (video)

Yes, it's as weird as you'd think. Thanks to Heather for bringing this t my attention while eating. You truly are a saint.
Classified under: porn,dinosaur

the V's Highly Condensed comics

The rules are simple. You are to boil a comic down to its bare essence in four panels. And, oh yeah, you have to do it in paint. The results are almost always funny and usually are on the mark.
Classified under: comics,humour